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Everyone knows that there’s no one luckier than my back up dancers, but now you can be a Lucky Bitch too with this fabulous embroidered hat. Perfect to wear at social gatherings, school drop-offs or maybe even to church.

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Let the world know it’s your beer with a stubby holder that screams “Get Ya Hans Off My Drink”. The perfect item for hot bodies who still like to keep their drinks cool.

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I’ve known a few bags in my time, but none quite like this. This eye catching bag is the perfect fashion accessory for any shopping or travel occasion or when you just want to get all your Hans merchandise from A to B,

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GET LUCKY WITH HANS PLAYING CARDS – JUST $5 + SHIPPING!

I think it was a famous French poet who once said: “I’m up all night to get lucky”. But honeys, you’ll be getting lucky all the time when you buy a pack of these limited edition Hans playing cards!

Featuring exclusive portraits of yours truly on all 52 cards, from the ace to the queen (naturally), this deck brings new meaning to the term “poker face”.

Play your cards right with Hans and you never know what might happen…

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Darlings, for so long so many of you have wanted to take me home… and finally that day has arrived!

Now you can put me on the dash of your car, on your mantle, or perhaps next to your bed so I’m the first thing you see in the morning and the last thing at night.

Hand painted and hand made and standing a sturdy 18cm tall, this fabulous doll is sure to bring you an eternity of happiness.

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MINI HANS BOBBLEHEAD DOLL & HANS PLAYING CARDS – JUST $15 + SHIPPING!



Just like philosopher Britney Spears famously said: “You want a piece of me”.

Well now you can have not one but TWO pieces of me with the amazing Hans Combo Pack – just like you get at the fish and chip shop down the road, only better for you.

For just $15 you’ll get a Hans mini bobblehead AND a deck of Hans playing cards, and pay no extra shipping costs. Don’t say I never do anything for you

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