Got a special birthday coming up? Want Hans to wish your friend good luck for their wedding? Maybe even their divorce? You are in LUCK. For a small fee, Hans will record a personalised video message especially for you with a song on his famous ACCORDION! Just place your order below and then EMAIL Hans exactly what you want the message to say and what song you want at hansofficial.com and the video will be in your inbox in a few days!
Everyone knows that there’s no one luckier than my back up dancers, but now you can be a Lucky Bitch too with this fabulous embroidered hat. Perfect to wear at social gatherings, school drop-offs or maybe even to church.
Let the world know it’s your beer with a stubby holder that screams “Get Ya Hans Off My Drink”. The perfect item for hot bodies who still like to keep their drinks cool.
I’ve known a few bags in my time, but none quite like this. This eye catching bag is the perfect fashion accessory for any shopping or travel occasion or when you just want to get all your Hans merchandise from A to B,
GET LUCKY WITH HANS PLAYING CARDS – JUST $5 + SHIPPING!
I think it was a famous French poet who once said: “I’m up all night to get lucky”. But honeys, you’ll be getting lucky all the time when you buy a pack of these limited edition Hans playing cards!
Featuring exclusive portraits of yours truly on all 52 cards, from the ace to the queen (naturally), this deck brings new meaning to the term “poker face”.
Play your cards right with Hans and you never know what might happen…