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Happy Easter!!! Hope you all got served some Hot Cross Buns honey!!!

Forget Cameron Ling... Please meet CAMERON BLING!!! 🌈🌈

Hey Melbourne!! I am back and ready to appear on the Good Friday appeal tomorrow night on Ch7! Tune in from 9pm! ❀️❀️❀️

It’s never too early for... 🍺🍺🍺

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After all these years of me stealing her act... She’s finally stolen mine!!!

Serving it

Every argument. Every time!!

Back in the USA!! Can’t wait to perform for the Bears this weekend in PA!! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

MELBOURNE! It’s our final show at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival TONIGHT and there are a handful of tickets left!! Thank you so much to everyone who has come and partied with us! LAST TIX- https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2019/shows/hans-like-a-german

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DO NOT BELIEVE ANYTHING IN THIS CLIP!!!! ONCE AGAIN THIS RIDICULOUS MATT GILBERTSON IS TRYING TO LEECH OFF MY FAME AND RIDE MY COATTAILS!!! GET A LIFE MATT! You’ll be hearing from my legal team!

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Back again on The Morning Show this morning talking all things Adelaide Cabaret Festival and Mel B and Geri Halliwell’s spicy fling!

Up early to fly Melb-Syd to visit @morningshowon7 with my darlings @larryemdur and @kyliegillies! Then back to melb for tonight’s show!! 😱

"Don’t let the sparkled outfits distract you, this man is talented!!" DARLINGS! We are having a ball in Melbourne!! Come see Hans: Like A German- Melbourne before we close on Sunday night! X

YES! It’s ON! I am back at the Adelaide Cabaret Festival with something very special THE HAUS OF HANS!! For fans for the Cabaret Festival, this show is taking the place of the Backstage Club for the first weekend. So it will still have all the fabulous guest acts from the Festival, but all wrapped up in a disco spectacular inspired by films like PARIS IS BURNING honey! Then, after the show, I just behind the DJ decks to keep you dancing until the wee hours of the morning! Join me! The HAUS OF HANS is waiting!! . But if you can’t wait, I’m still on all this week at the Malthouse for Melbourne International Comedy Festival!! Tonight is almost SOLD OUT!!

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OMG we are having so much fun at Malthouse Theatre for the Melbourne International Comedy Festivall!! Two fab shows down. Tonight almost sold out!! DONT MISS HANS: LIKE A GERMAN HONEY TIX- https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2019/shows/hans-like-a-german πŸ“Έ- @djianmaiden!!!

Catch my two faces in today’s Herald Sun Hans: Like A German- Melbourne plays till April 7! TIX- https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2019/shows/hans-like-a-german πŸ“Έ- @tonygough_heraldsun

MELBOURNE!! The show opens TONIGHT!!! Join me and my love band for LIKE A GERMAN! Ten shows only at The Malthouse TIX- https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2019/shows/hans-like-a-german

Like A German hits Melbourne in 3 DAYS!!! Tag your Melbourne friends now! TIX- https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2019/shows/hans-like-a-german

ONE WEEK TILL MELBOURNE!!!! Game on molls! Tix- https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2019/shows/hans-like-a-german TEN SHOWS ONLY

OMG... Exactly one year ago today I stepped on the America's Got Talent stage to film my first audition! What a year it’s been since and HONEY there’s more excitement to come! Stay tuned 😜😜! #AGT

I told my band every night before the show that they could all lose their jobs at any moment! Turns out I scared them so much that they gave me this beautiful bunch of flowers on the final night! See... It pays to be a bitch!!! πŸ˜‚ @theflowerweb

What a way to cap off this wonderful and memorable Adelaide Fringe season by being named BEST CABARET for 2019!! (And having to present the award 😍to... myself πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚) There’s so many people to thank who helped make this show. To Gluttony for always welcoming us and looking after us. My AMAZING band (but remember... you’re all still replaceable😜😜😜) My MUM AND DAD who help with everything from costumes to merch to therapy!!! The spectacular @watercoolertalent for being the best managers ever! To the amazing @heathercrl for leading this world class festival and for giving me the honour and privilege of being Fringe Ambassador for 2019!!! And OF COURSE... To absolutely everyone who came along and spent an hour with us at the show!! I’m so so lucky to have your support and I don’t take it for granted! Thank you!!!!!!! .... wow... that was a LOT to write on a hangover! ❀️❀️❀️

The final day of Fringe is here!!! Thank you to all the audiences who have made it the biggest ever!! ONE MORE DAY! We're bringing in the final weekend of Fringe 2019 with some record breaking news! We have sold 825,000 tickets - a 17% increase on last year!πŸ’ƒπŸŽ‰πŸŽŠ Thank you to everyone who has come down to support our artists, you've made it one incredible ride. Plus we still have hundreds of free and ticketed events to take you through our final weekend, so let's get Fringe-ing! 😎 πŸ“· @accordionhans With Heather Croall at @matthewclarke86_art exhibition taking place at Fisher Jeffries

❀️🌈 Two sold out shows left for @adlfringe!! Next stop...MELBOURNE!! @melbcomedyfestival! ❀️🌈

LAST CHANCE!!! There are only a few tickets left for Like A German TONIGHT!! The rest of the week is totally SOLD OUT!!! ❀️

HONEY!!! Thank you so so much to everyone who has come to our show this Adelaide Fringe!!! It has been SO much fun! Most of the remaining shows are sold out but there are a small amount of tix left for WED, THURS and 5 left for NEXT SUNDAY!! Get them while you can! X

MELBOURNE!!!! Hans is on the way! Join the Berlin boy-wonder for the biggest party in town at Hans: Like A German- Melbourne for the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. Ten shows only at the Malthouse Theatre!! SOLD OUT Adelaide Fringe 2019 and Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2018. β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…- Everything Adelaide β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…- One4Review (UK) β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…- Broadway Baby (UK) β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…- Hifi Way β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…- Barefoot Review β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…- All Over Adelaide β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…- Weekend Notes β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…1/2- The Advertiser β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…1/2- Great Scott β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…- Edinburgh Festivals Magazine β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…- Fest Mag

YOU’RE A WINNER BABY!! Like A German was named PICK OF THE FRINGE at last night’s Fringe Awards!! πŸ†πŸ† Only a very small amount of tickets left for next week! ❀️❀️ TIX- https://adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/hans-like-a-german-af2019

The critics are LIVING for LIKE A GERMAN!! β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…- Everything Adelaide β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…- Hifi Way β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…- Barefoot Review β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…- All Over Adelaide β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…- Weekend Notes β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…1/2- Advertiser β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…- Fest Mag . Limited tix available for TONIGHT and Next week. This weekend is totally sold out! TIX- https://adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/hans-like-a-german-af2019

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